Days of our Days

So, me and the Mikester were catting it up last night when we just randomly started this. It was uber fun. :] And uber random.
P.S. I'm QudditchxKid.
P.P.S. I did NOT decide Baby's name. That was Mikeh's doin. Just know that Lebron calls everyone baby. haha. :P

Welcome back to days of our days. We follow Lebron and Baby, two star-crossed lovers that may not be so star-crossed after all...
(12:36:00 AM) me: I SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT YOU BABY
(12:36:00 AM) QudditchxKid: OR IS IT?
(12:36:02 AM) QudditchxKid: O.O
(12:36:03 AM) me: :P
(12:36:06 AM) QudditchxKid: Not again, Mikeh.
(12:36:11 AM) QudditchxKid: NEVER again!
(12:36:14 AM) me: haha
(12:36:16 AM) QudditchxKid: I've been hurt too many times!
(12:36:23 AM) QudditchxKid: *cue soap opera music*
(12:36:30 AM) me: *gasp*
(12:36:37 AM) me: Lebron! I never knew you had that scar! Was it a knife wound?
(12:36:50 AM) QudditchxKid: No, baby....It was A HEART WOUND!
(12:36:55 AM) QudditchxKid: *dun-dundunnnnnn!*
(12:37:14 AM) QudditchxKid: She took that knife and stuck it in me, breaking my heart in the process!
(12:37:18 AM) QudditchxKid: Never again, baby.
(12:37:20 AM) QudditchxKid: Neva.
(12:37:21 AM) me: *le-gasp*
(12:37:38 AM) me: Lebron! lets make hot sexy love right now. or forever leave me. I can't take your teasing spirit. it's too mcuh
(12:37:40 AM) me: *much
(12:37:46 AM) me: *sexy music cue*
(12:37:53 AM) QudditchxKid: Baby, I don't make love to anyone.
(12:38:03 AM) QudditchxKid: Only Jesus can kiss ME on the nose.
(12:38:12 AM) QudditchxKid: *crosses arms*
(12:38:23 AM) me: *shoots you* you shouldn't have teased my spirit baby!
(12:38:24 AM) me: the end
(12:38:25 AM) me: no more
(12:38:27 AM) me: :P
(12:38:49 AM) QudditchxKid: *And then Lebron magically rises from the dead because he's really part of the hit Tv show Heroes!*
(12:38:55 AM) QudditchxKid: Baby, you shouldn't have done that.
(12:38:57 AM) me: hahaha
(12:39:05 AM) QudditchxKid: And you shouldn't keep a gun in yo back pocket.
(12:39:15 AM) QudditchxKid: You've made ol Lebron very angry.
(12:39:35 AM) me: *But little does Lebron know, Baby, as he calls her, has a father who can take away super powers. He emerges in the room*
(12:39:46 AM) me: Son, I think you should give my Baby here a second chance.
(12:39:48 AM) me: Or else...
(12:39:52 AM) me: *He walks up to him*
(12:39:55 AM) me: are we clear?
(12:40:06 AM) me: *Lebron has yet to learn of the power he has to take powers by touch*(12:40:08 AM) QudditchxKid: Like a window, baby.
(12:40:21 AM) me: Now give me a hug
(12:40:28 AM) QudditchxKid: NEVA!
(12:40:29 AM) me: *opens arms*
(12:40:37 AM) QudditchxKid: Lebran don't give no hugs!
(12:40:48 AM) me: Shake my hand then *offers hand*
(12:41:02 AM) me: *Baby snickers in the corner*
(12:41:28 AM) QudditchxKid: I don't shake hands with Baby's father.
(12:41:56 AM) me: *Baby's father is furious. He prepares to take a swing at Lebron*
(12:42:06 AM) QudditchxKid: OH NO YOU DIN'T!
(12:42:21 AM) QudditchxKid: No one slaps, Lebron.
(12:42:30 AM) me: *Right before he hits him, he notices something on Lebron's neck... A birth mark*
(12:42:46 AM) me: I know that mark! It's only given to my father's clan... that means... you're... BABY'S UNCLE
(12:42:56 AM) QudditchxKid: DUN-DUN-DUNNNN!
(12:43:08 AM) QudditchxKid: And know what else? I'M YO MOMMA!
(12:43:10 AM) QudditchxKid: MAHAHAH!
(12:43:13 AM) me: wait wait wait
(12:43:16 AM) me: I have a good plot coming
(12:43:16 AM) me: shush
(12:43:20 AM) QudditchxKid: *pulls of mask to be revealed as....his momma!*
(12:43:25 AM) QudditchxKid: okay.
(12:43:25 AM) me: cut cut cut
(12:43:27 AM) me: back to script!!
(12:43:28 AM) QudditchxKid: Silence.
(12:43:29 AM) QudditchxKid: haha
(12:43:46 AM) me: *Baby's father looks at Baby, still talking to Lebron*
(12:44:29 AM) me: And I never admitted it to Baby... but I hated her mother. in fact, we never had sex. But she was very close with a certain brother of mine, I was never sure which. But I guess it was you. Which means. LEBRON IS BABY'S FATHER.
(12:44:52 AM) QudditchxKid: OH Nu-uhhhh!
(12:45:26 AM) QudditchxKid: OH NO I DIn't!
(12:45:54 AM) QudditchxKid: Er...Oh no I din't!
(12:45:57 AM) QudditchxKid: hahaah.
(12:45:59 AM) QudditchxKid: Wow...
(12:46:07 AM) me: I'm afraid you did. You're her real father. as for me. I am your father... I dated your mother, which was also my mother, coincidentally. but my second mother that my father married afterwards. so Lebron. I am your father
(12:46:19 AM) QudditchxKid: ....Whattt?
(12:46:22 AM) QudditchxKid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(12:46:26 AM) QudditchxKid: *jjumps out awindow*
(12:47:03 AM) me: *little did Lebron know, Baby's adoptive father had touched his cheek, and stolen his power. the jump from the window killed him. Baby and her adoptive father lived happily ever after. The End*
(12:47:10 AM) QudditchxKid: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLDDDD!
(12:47:16 AM) QudditchxKid: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(12:47:19 AM) QudditchxKid: *splat*
(12:47:22 AM) me: We will return to you with more "Days of our Days" in just a moment.

Josh
I cut his hair myself one night
With a pair of dull sissors
And a yellow light
And he told me that I done alright
Sampson, Regina Spektor